THE DECK
Every card, on one page.
Black cards set up the joke. White cards land it. Here's everything in the current deck — and a form to suggest the one we should add next.
149 black cards · 370 white cards.
Black cards (149)
20% of all marriages end in .Punchline.
80% of marriages end in .Punchline.
A tip for getting easy sex? Punchline.
According to my browser history, my biggest concern is .Punchline.
After marriage, you'll start to like .Punchline.
Alternative medicine is currently exploring the healing powers of .Punchline.
And the Oscar for goes to .Punchline.
Astronomers have discovered that the planet Mars smells like .Punchline.
Before killing him, I will show him .Punchline.
Black people like .Punchline.
Buy me a beer or else .Punchline.
By the end of this decade, we will have on the Moon.Punchline.
White cards (370)
10,000 Syrian refugeesPunchline.
3 happy friendsPunchline.
72 virginsPunchline.
A 9 a.m. meeting that could have been an email.Punchline.
A Fiat PandaPunchline.
A Honey Boo Boo musical numberPunchline.
A LinkedIn message that begins "Hope you're well."Punchline.
A Tupperware container with no lid.Punchline.
A WhatsApp group nobody had the guts to leavePunchline.
A band of vikingsPunchline.
A bath towel shared by too many storiesPunchline.
A birthday party with no guestsPunchline.
Got one we should add?
Post it here and it shows up in our Discord. We read everything. The funny ones make the deck.